--Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.

--If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.

--Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.

--If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of ...   more »