Quote of the Day

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--"Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision." --Dick Armey

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     Just Wondering

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--What if the "Hokey Pokey" really is what it's all about?

--Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

--How can you tell a clown has died?

All of his friends go to the funeral in one car.

--If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Think About It

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--Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.

Today, it's called golf.

--You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive or play golf